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Friendship SMS

2009-05-04T18:20:00.001+05:30

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Friendship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u
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Friendship SMS

2009-05-04T18:19:00.000+05:30

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This is a message
from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
friend forever.
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Care Is The Sweetest Essence

2009-03-25T06:37:00.000+05:30

Care Is The Sweetest Essence In The World,
If Someone Says To You - Take Care
It Means You Live In That Persons Heart
Till The Last Beat - Take Care.

Adult Text Sms Messages

2009-03-25T06:34:00.003+05:30

A Contest In A Girls College:
Write A Short Essay Which Contains
Sex, Religion And Mystery.
The Winners Essyy Was-
'Oh God! I Am Pregnant
And I Wonder Who Did It'

Husband And Wife Are Like

2009-03-25T06:34:00.001+05:30

Husband And Wife Are Like
Two Tyres Of A Vehicle.
If One Tyre Punctures
Vehicle Can't Move Further
Therefore Intelligent People
Always Keep A Stepney.

Couple Before Marriage 'Mad For Each Other'

2009-03-25T06:32:00.002+05:30

Couple Before Marriage 'Mad For Each Other'
After Marriage ' Made For Each Other'
And In Future......... MAD
Because Of Each Other ...!!

For Heart Beat You Need Heart

2009-03-25T06:30:00.001+05:30

For Heart Beat You Need Heart,
For Heart You Need Happiness
For Happiness You Need Friendship
For Friendship You Need ME!!

Holi Sms Collection - 9

2009-03-09T16:01:00.000+05:30

Rango tum, rangu mein,
Rangde sara ye jahaan,
Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !
Holi Mubarak Ho !

Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hai,
Isiliye Har Dard Sehte Hai,
Kahin Aap Humse Pehle Na Wish Kar Do
Isliye 1 Din Pehle Hi Aapko
HAPPY HOLI Kehte Hai...

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
"Happy Holi".

खाके गुजिया, पी के भंग
लगा के थोड़ा थोड़ा सा रंग
बजा के ढोलक और मृदंग
खेलें होली हम तेरे संग।
होली मुबारक

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Holi Sms Collection - 8

2009-03-09T16:00:00.000+05:30

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

PYAR KE RANG SE BHARO PICHKARI,
SNEH KE RANG SE RANG DO DUNIYA SARI,
YE RANG NA JANE KOI JAAT NA KOI BOLI,
AAPKO ADVANCE ME HAPPY HOLI

Holi Hai!
But you know what …
With you in my life each day
has become as masti bhari,
khusiyan bhari as Holi!
Thank you, sweetheart!

Red 4 prosperity. Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity, orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of life.
Happy holi.

One day to go...
Holi aane mein...
happy bath anniversary
and HAPPY HOLI to U...

Phagun ro mahino aayo,
ayo holi ro tivar,
jhumo nacho rang udao,
khusi manao apar - holi ro ram ram.

Dil Sapno se HOUSEFUL hai,
Poore honge wo doubtful hai,
Is Duniya me har Chiz Wonderful hai,
Par Zindagi aap jaise logo se HI COLOURFUL hai...
Happy Holi

AUSPICIOUS RED. SUNKISSED GOLD.
SOOTHING SILVER.PRETTY PURPLE.
BLISSFUL BLUE. FOREVER GREEN.
I WISH U AND ALL FAMILY MEMBERS
D MOST COLOURFUL .. HOLI.

Holi Sms Collection - 7

2009-03-09T15:59:00.000+05:30

Dear subscriber,
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi.
Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid,
khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …
So wish you a happy holi!

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Holi*

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi… the festival of colors & joy I wanna say
thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.
Happy Holi

If you fear playing holi with others
What do you do?
Fill a bucket with water and colours
and take a holi dip

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth & zest
for a colorful HOLI! Hpy n Colorful HOLI

CHAND-TAARE CHUP GAYE,BIT GAYA ANDHKAR.
DHUP SUNHARI DEKH KAR,JAAG GAYA SANSAR.
DIN AAPKA GUJRE ACHA KARTE DUA HAZAR.

BHEJ RAHE HAI AAPKO HOLI KA PYAR

Holi Sms Collection - 6

2009-03-09T15:58:00.002+05:30

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Long live the tradition of hindu culture
and as the generations have passed by hindu culture
It is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up
Happy Holi

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy Holi …..

Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Holi!

Some things just can’t be expressed in words
Some people just can’t be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all iam going to say is ..
I love u .
Happy holi sweetheart

Holi Sms Collection - 5

2009-03-09T15:58:00.001+05:30

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi

Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI !

Holi Sms Collection - 4

2009-03-09T15:41:00.000+05:30

Best wishes to you
for a Holi filled with
sweet moments and memories
to cherish for long.
!Happy Holi!

Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..
rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI

Holi Sms Collection - 3

2009-03-09T15:38:00.000+05:30

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,

Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,

apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.

Happy Holi

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,

laaga k thora thora sa rang,

baaja ke dholak aur mridang,

khele holi hum tere sang.

HOLI MUBARAK

Bright colors, water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi

Holi Sms Collection - 2

2009-03-09T15:36:00.001+05:30

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,

humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.

HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar,

apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar.

Wishing you and your family

A very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,

Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,

Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

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Holi Sms Collection - 1

2009-03-09T15:33:00.000+05:30

One day to go...
Holi aane mein...
happy bath anniversary
and HAPPY HOLI to U...

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi… the festival of colors & joy I wanna say

thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.
Happy Holi

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke BaD
!! Happy Holi !!

May god gift u all the colors of life,

colors of joy, colors of happiness,

colors of friendship, colors of luv

n all other colors u want to paint in ur life.

Happy Holi.

If wishes came in rainbow colours,

I would send you the brightest ones to say,

Happy Holi !

Tumhari holi ho number one,

aur tum karo whole lotta fun!

wishing you a happy & colour full holi

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud,

a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.

Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

HAPPY HOLI

2009-03-05T13:47:00.000+05:30

Wish You A Very Happy
And Colorful Holi Dipped
In The Hues Of Love And Trust.
Enjoy The Colorful Holi
With Sweets And Fun
HAPPY HOLI!!

Good Morning SMS

2009-03-05T12:06:00.000+05:30

SMS of the day =============
The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning

Double Meaning SMS

2009-03-02T21:53:00.000+05:30

1. Diagram in book was not clear..So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and
announced..“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!

2. He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his
lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine! .

Cute Love SMS

2009-03-02T21:52:00.000+05:30

Why do we close our eyes when we pray?
when we cry?
when we dream?
when we kiss?
coz,we know dat most beautiful things in life r not
seen but felt by heart

Nothing is to say nothing is to wish....where u live u live happy this is my
pray! .....

Good Night SMS Collection

2009-03-02T21:51:00.001+05:30

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.
May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn't find a better friend
like you!

() “”“ ()
( “ ,” )
“”“ Hey u!!!
Yes u…
the cute one…
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..! ......

Happy Birthday SMS

2009-03-02T21:48:00.002+05:30

1. Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care - to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

2. Go my sweet SMS Sweet Friend k paas, Sweet Galyoon sey ho ker, Sweet Style k saath, Sweet Smile k sath, Sweet Mode k saath, Sweet sey Andaz me kehna!~HAPPY BIRTH DAY~!

Cute Text Messages

2009-03-02T21:48:00.000+05:30

Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings.